domingo, maio 25, 2003

 

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Cell Block Tango

And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango.

[LIZ] Pop

[ANNIE] Six

[JUNE] Squish

[HUNYAK] Uh uh

[VELMA] Cicero

[MONA] Lipschitz!

[ALL]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[VELMA] I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ] Pop

[ANNIE] Six

[JUNE] Squish

[HUNYAK] Uh uh

[VELMA] Cicero

[MONA] Lipschitz!

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP.
So, I came home this one day and I am really irritated, and looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'.
So, I said to him, I said, "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time..." and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

[GIRLS]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[ALL]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!

[ANNIE (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
Well, it was like heaven in two and a half rooms.
And then I found out, "Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only was he married...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

[GIRLS]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If yo'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
Hah! He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it, and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime!

[VELMA AND HUNYAK]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

[GIRLS]
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop, Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják, hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg lecsaptam a fejét.
De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...

/In English:
What I am doing here? They say, that the famous lakem kept down my husband and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I dont know why Uncle Sam says that I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand me.../

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?

[HUNYAK]
UH UH, not guilty!

[VELMA]
My sister, Veronica and I did this double act and my husband, Charlie, used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic four, five...splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in Cicero, the three of us, sittin' up in a hotel room, boozin' and havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice. So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door and there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.

[GIRLS]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it tricks in a row,
one, two, three,
I betcha you would have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming...

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[VELMA]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[VELMA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[VELMA]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
And they abused it
[VELMA]
How could you tell me
[GIRLS]
It was a murder
[VELMA]
That I was wrong?
[GIRLS]
But not a crime!

[MONA]
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter. But he was troubled.
He was always trying to find himself.
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth,
Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.

[GIRLS]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
All along
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us A
And they abused us
And they abused us
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
How could you tell us
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!

[ANNIE (spoken)]
Single my ass.

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Ten times!

[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.

[VELMA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.

[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!

posted by Viviane at 6:39:00 PM