quarta-feira, agosto 06, 2003
Isso vai ser muito divertido.
X-Files Drinking Game
How to play:
Hoard all the drinkable liquid in your house. (soda for minors, liquor if you're old enough and not in AA, or juice or water if you're on a diet.)
Watch The X-Files.
Drink accordingly.
TIP 1: This game is more fun (and probably safer too) when played with friends.
TIP 2: I've found that this game supports betting. Use whatever form of compensation you want, monetary or otherwise, there's just one rule: the first person to go to the bathroom loses. The greater the stakes, the more the fun.
Take a sip:
Each time Scully calls Mulder (or vice versa) and starts the conversation with " . . . It's me."
If Scully makes a crack about her or Mulder's not having a life (take three sips if he ever admits to not having one).
Anytime Mulder makes a suggestive comment (take two sips if Scully doesn't give him that I-should-be-rolling-my-eyes look or doesn't actually roll them).
Whenever Scully says/screams/whispers " . . . Mulderrrr?!" (normally when she's in a dark room while Mulder's off gallivanting somewhere else)
Anytime either Scully or Mulder fatally shoot someone.
Each time Frohike leers or makes a pass at Scully.
Whenever Deep Throat/X pops up.
Anytime someone says "The truth is out there" or "Trust no-one". (two sips if Mulder says "Deep Throat said to trust no-one" or something like that, three if he tells Scully she's the only one he trusts)
Whenever Scully comes up with a rational explanation for something.
Each time Cancer Man lights up. (take three if he's shown WITHOUT a cigarette)
Whenever Scully and Mulder enter a place so dark no truly sane person would even approach it.
Anytime Cancer Man pops up. (smoking cigarettes left in ashtrays count)
Whenever Mulder eats sunflower seeds or is seen with porn.
Each time Mulder or Scully uses their cellphones; take two sips if either ever forgets to bring their phone with them.
Anytime Scully says to Mulder: "Are you trying to tell me..." or "Are you telling me...?"
Every time Mulder and Scully flash their FBI badges to get into a crime scene or to identify themselves.
Take two sips:
When someone calls Mulder "Spooky" to his face. (aside from Scully)
Anytime Mulder or Scully appears wearing something other than a suit. (Scully's labgowns don't count; take three long pulls if Mulder is in swimming trunks)
When any or all of the Lone Gunmen are on the show.
Whenever Scully or Mulder leaves a message on the other's answering machine.
Anytime one of Scully's family makes an appearance. (If it's someone related to Mulder, take three sips)
Whenever Mulder witnesses a paranormal event and Scully misses it by a few minutes. (If she actually gets to see it, no matter what's in your glass/bottle, drink yourself into a long-lasting stupor)
Anytime one of Scully or Mulder's relatives dies an unnatural death. (Melissa Scully and William Mulder count; Scully's dad doesn't)
Whenever a photo or video image is enhanced or enlarged by Mulder and he finds an important clue. (If he doesn't, take three sips)
If Mulder or Scully are wounded.
During those omnipresent "track star" scenes in which Mulder chases the monster/villain in a dark and convoluted area with his trench coat flying, take two sips if he catches someone; three if it's actually who he's looking for.
Whenever Ratboy pops up.
Each time you spot the numbers 10/13.
Anytime Mulder has a flashback that involves Samantha.
Scully and Mulder are flown out to a remote lab to investigate something and have to quarantine themselves for the protection of mankind. (drink the whole thing if they DON'T quarantine)
Whenever we see Mrs. Scully.
Each time Mulder works out the mystery in the first two minutes of the show.
Take three:
Anytime Scully or Mulder calls/refers to the other as Dana or Fox.
If Scully isn't in the episode at all. (If Mulder isn't in it, go for the entire glass/bottle)
Whenever someone mentions Samantha. (Mulder's abducted little sister)
If Mulder disbelieves something. (if Scully believes, drink the whole thing; if she believes and turns out to be correct, drink two whole glasses/bottles)
Anytime "Purity Control" is mentioned. (the stuff from "The Erlenmeyer Flask")
If Well Manicured Man pops up.
Whenever someone is revealed to be a (gasp! shudder!) clone.
Anytime a microchip implant is found. (like in Duane Barry and Scully)
If anyone has a flashback that involves Scully. (like her mom did in "One Breath")
Whenever one of Mulder's old flings/girlfriends pops up. (if one of Scully's does, drink the whole damn glass/bottle)
Whenever we see Ma or Pa Mulder. (flashbacks count)
Drink the whole damn glass/bottle:
If Mulder or Scully go on dates. (with OTHER people; if they have sex with them, take two glasses/bottles worth)
If the truth about Cancer Man's connection to Ma Mulder is ever revealed, whatever that truth may be.
Each time anything is revealed about Deep Throat/X.
If Cancer Man quits smoking.
Get yourself to the nearest bar and finish the stock:
If Mulder and/or Scully PERMANENTLY die. (Hey, this IS the X-Files. People come back from what should have been death all the time)
If Scully ever really truly believes EVERYTHING.
If Scully and Mulder ever seriously date EACH OTHER.
NOTE: If, knock on wood, they ever have sex WITH EACH OTHER, trash the place.
posted by
Viviane at 6:40:00 PM
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